All the world's a stage and they forgot to give me a script
June 19, 2013
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Same
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Death of the endless by Adam Hughes.
June 18, 2013
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- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
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i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
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how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
like brown
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
nah man
and don’t get me started on purple like
ah yes
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are fucking confusing
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1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
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June 17, 2013
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE
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I love dogs so much. :’(
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A pair of twins separated at birth, were both named Jim, both married
women named Linda then Betty and had boys both named James Allan.
They finally met each other at 39 years old.
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- Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
- Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
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before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
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June 16, 2013
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Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
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Lyre made from human skull and gazelle horns, central Africa.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
blank
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